Answer (and judge not) my ridiculous questions, moms. (And know that my default mode is sarcasm, so don’t take these too seriously. 😉)
-Alright, who else had a late-blooming bump? I’m less than 3 months away from meeting this kid, and I still am tempted to constantly hold my belly everywhere I go so people know I’m pregnant and not just tubby. It’s definitely popped a bit the last two weeks, but some days it looks smaller than others. My doctor said I’m tall with a long torso, giving her more room to stretch evidently, but my main concern is her being tiny. I want a fat and squishy baby! Anyone have a smaller bump but still a nice, chunky baby?? 😂
-Did any other first-time moms have this weird, intense desire once pregnant to suddenly have all your babies right away?? I don’t know if it’s because I wanted a boy so badly and I’m having a girl haha (I’m doing better with that BTW), or if it’s a completely normal thing to obsess over all your future kiddos. I used to want a big gap between my children, but now I’m often daydreaming about having all the babies as soon as possible. (Yes. I know this will probably change after my first week home alone lol.)
-Is it unhealthy for me to not entertain a single thought about the delivery day until like…a week before? I currently refuse to think about it and focus on more important things. Like meals.
-Speaking of meals, will I enjoy them again one day? I’m finding it hard to decipher what my tummy wants to eat, and it’s never satisfying even when I figure it out. Chocolate chip pancakes and milk are pretty great, but the rest leaves me feeling a bit weird even if I enjoy it while I’m eating. I seem to get fuller faster now. As a long-time foodie, it’s slightly bewildering! 😂 I’m just thankful she’s on board with pancakes.
-Feeling your baby move is simultaneously the most fascinating and most freakish thing ever, right? One second I’m thinking, “Wow! There is a human being growing in there and kicking like a little ninja!” The next second I’m staring at my belly in fear like an alien is about to break through it. SO WEIRD BUT SO COOL. God is so clever.
-How did you prepare to know all the “Mom” things? I’ve done so little research lately, it’s pathetic. Did you just learn as you left the hospital or were you the responsible book reader who had all the answers in a pamphlet you carried around constantly? I know next to nothing. And I’m not really that motivated yet. Maybe something will kick in that last month or two?
-Baby registries are overwhelming, yes? I have never seen so many options in my life. We started ours at Target last night, and I felt more than slightly incompetent. Why are there 18 different brands of bottle options? Do babies really need all of this overpriced gadgetry? Why does everything start with a B? (Baby. Bumbo. Bjorn. Boba. Boppy.) Who knows how long I spent looking up reviews on each of the products. Moms, please give me your registry must-haves and must-have-nots! Haha.
Here’s an update of the bump. We’re so ready to meet this little nugget! 💕